Troy Farah might be young, but he’s amassed writing credentials–and life lessons–worthy of a grizzled veteran. Fresh off his appearance at Spillers No. 3, the journalist and short-story writer talks about channeling Kafka, how to piss off Fox News, and why the only thing standing between him and his college diploma is a scant $35. (Note: this episode is for mature audiences, only.)

Keith Rawson churns out more words in one day than most writers eek out in a week. After his appearance at Spillers No. 3, Keith takes a break from nicotine withdrawal to pontificate on myriad topics, including how ghostwriting takes the ego out of creating, why night jobs are a writer’s best friend, and the fact that social media is bullshit. He also has harsh words for Sally in accounting. Sorry, Sally. (Note: this episode is for mature audiences, only.)